As China panics over bat-virus, nothing but crickets heard from PM Morrison

Dear PM Morrison, I hope you’re well rested after your Hawaiian holiday. New crisis this week, bat-virus is killing people. You have 5 minutes to spare? The plan is simple.

STEP 1: IMMEDIATELY stop all travel between Australia and China.

STEP 2: see step 1

I don’t #ucking care if it’s their New Year’s party […]